**Sardar SMS **

Sardar ko DRIP Lagi
Thi
Jb DRIP Khtm Hony
Lagi Tou Us Ny Apne
Bhai Sy Kaha
"Jao Sister Ko Bula
Lao"
Wo 3 Din Baad
Punjab Se Apni BEHEN
Ko Le Aaya ... ;->

1 srdar ji khali katori mein roti dubo k kha raha tha
Waiter ne dkha to pucha: Ap kia kr rhe hain?
Srdrji: Me maths ka teacher hu, Mene daal suppose ki hui hai!

Sardar Pathan se:
Yaar meri Saas ka birthday hy, koi sasti or achi antique cheez btao jo usey doon

Pathan:
O Khocha, esa karo Hamara Sussar de do:-D

What is common between Allama Iqbal, Gaandhi and Qaid-a-Aazam???

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Sardar replied:






"All were born on Government Holidays".

Sardar K Restaurant Per Customer Ne Kaha:

O Sardar Ji Soup Me Makkhi Hai,

Sardar Ji: Oye! Dil Bara Ker Yaar,

Makkhi Tera Kitna Soup Pi Jaye Gi... :-) :-)

Sardar:Bachpan vich maa di gal suni hondi ty aj aey din na vekna painda...


Judge: Kya kehti thi maa?


Sardar: Jadoun gal hi nahi suni tay fir ki dasaan.

Srdar got new job:
1st day he spent 11 hours on computer:
Boss was happy & asked what he did?
Srdar replied: Keybord te ABC agy pichy lagi c, O sidi kiti ae.

Sardar wife: o sardar ji car ki sped kyun barha di?

sardar:gari k break fail ho gaYe hain is sey pehle acident hojaye jaldi ghar paunch jate hain.

Doctor: Jab Ap Ko Pata Tha K Chipkali Ap K Mu Me Ghus Rhi Hy To Ap Chup Q Thy?
Sardar: Pehle Cockroch Gya Tha To Muje Laga K Chipkali Usy Pakar Legi.. ;-)

Sardar: Agr 1 Hathi Sui k Surakh me se guzarne ki koshish kr rha ho

to usy rokny k lie kia krna chahye?

Pathan: Us ki dum pe girah laga do, phans jae ga…

Ha Ha Ha Ha SiTaRa Very Gud

1 sardar k ghar me billi rhti thi sardar billi se tang
akr usy kahi chor aya.
gar aya to bili ussy pehly ponch chuki thi.
sardar bili ko dobara kahen dor chor k
aya bili pher us sy phly gar ponch gai.
sardar ko boht gussa aya ab wo
bili ko boht hi zyada door chorny gya.
wahn sy usny wife ko phon kya.
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sardar:bili gar pnch gai ya nhi?
.
wife:han pnch gai hy
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sardar:Us se bol k mujy aker ly jaye mein rasta bhol gya hon… ;->

Sardar’s essay on “Indian cow”
please read at ur own risk
u may forget ur english by d time u finish reading this!
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“he is d cow. He has got four legs together.
Two r forward n two afterwards.

Its gives Milk which comes from 4 taps attached to d basement
. ..It gives healthy fats,
Its motion is in quantity very useful, green colour,
It has tail situated in d backyard n has hair on it to frighten flies.
Many use it as vehicle also!!
Therefore cow rockz…

Srdar
Tm ko shrm ni ati tmhara baap tailor hy or tmhari shirt phti hy,
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Pathan
Shrm to tm ko ni ati tmhara baap dentist h or tmhara bhai bina dant k paida huwa!

Ek Sardar ko Pathanoo Ney Bohaat Mara:
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Kyon K
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Usne Video Shop Per Ja Kar,
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Sirf Itna He Kaha

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MY NAME IS KHAN.

Dost:Truck Dekh Kr Tum dar Q jatay Ho?

Sardar: 1 Truck Driver Meri Biwi Ko Le Kr Bhag Gaya Tha..

Hr Bar Lagta Hai Jesay Usko Wapis Krnay Aya Hai.