Re: QUICK LAUGH FOR 5 MINS‏

by Moon Shine Thu 09 Jun 2011, 11:04 am

lolz

by NymphAngel Sat 04 Jun 2011, 10:22 am

Aik aadmi bas stop pay khara howa hota hai > police walay us k pass aa k puchte hain k >tum nay teen choron ko yahan say jatay hoye daikha hai > wo aadmi bolta hai k : >yahan say seedha jao to teen mohallay ayen gay >pehlay ko chorna >dosray ko chorna > teesray mohallay main jana > wahan ja k teen galiyaan ayen ge > pehli ko chor na >dosre ko chor na > teesre gali main jana > to waha teen dukanay ayen gi > pehle dukan ko chorna > dosre dukan ko chor na >teesre dokan k saath saath jana >to teen ghar ayen gay > pehlay ghar ko chor na > dosray ghar ko chor na > teesre ghar main jana >to wahan teen rooms ayen gay >pehlay room ko chor na >dosre room ko chor na >teesre room main jana > to wahan teen cupboards ayen ge >pehle ko chor na >dosre ko chor na >teesre cupboard ko khulna >to wahan teen derazain ayen ge > pehle ko chor na > dosre ko chor na > teesre ko khulna > to us main teen pictures rakhe hoi hoon gi >pehle pic chor na > dosre pic chor na > teesri pic ko daikhna > to wo pic meri Maa ki hai > aur main apni Maa ki qasam kha k kehta hoon k > > "MAIN NAY KISI CHOR KO NAHI DAIKHA" > > > > > > > > > > >---------------------------------

by NymphAngel Fri 03 Jun 2011, 11:07 am

Teacher: History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past.
Student: Please teacher, I don't think I want to study history.
Teacher: Why?
Student: There is no future in it.

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Teacher : Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?
Ted : $10.
Teacher : You don't know maths.
Ted : You don't know my father!

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Father : Why did you fail your mathematics test?
Son : On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8
Father : So?
Son : On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8. If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?

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Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes Dear
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: No, mine is undying love

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Man: How old is your father?
Boy: As old as me
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was born

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Teacher : Simon, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his?
Simon : No, teacher, it's the same dog!

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Teacher: 'Where were u born?'
Student: ' Singapore , Sir.'
Teacher: 'Which part?'
Student: 'All of me, Sir.

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A teacher was asking her class: 'What is the difference between 'unlawful' and 'illegal'?'
Only one hand shot up.
'Ok, answer, Joan' said the teacher.
''unlawful' is when u do something the law doesn't allow and 'illegal' is a sick eagle.'

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A boy came home from school with his exam results.
'What did u get?' asked his father.
'My marks are under water,' said the boy.
'What do u mean 'under water'?'
'They are all below 'C' (sea) level'

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