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~*~ Jokes ~*~
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EXaMXxXxXxXxXx...................
Exam ki raat ko student ne Toss kiya..
Aur decide kya k
Agr head aya to Film dekhuga
Agr tail ayaa to Sojaoga
Agr Khara rha to Songs sunoga
Aur agr Hawa mai hi raha to
Qasam se pori raaaaaat parhuga.....................;-)
.. vǝrʎ funny
After having failed his exam in "Logistics and Organization ", a student goes and confronts his lecturer about it.
Student: "Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?"
Professor: "Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!"
Student: "Great, well then I would like to ask you a question.
If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my mark as is and go. If you however do not know the answer, I want you give me an "A" for the exam. "
Professor: "Okay, it's a deal. So what is the question?"
Student: "What is legal, but not logical, logical, but not legal, and neither logical, nor legal? "
Even after some long and hard consideration, the professor cannot give the student an answer, and therefore changes his exam mark into an "A", as agreed.
Afterwards, the professor calls on his best student and asks him the same question.
He immediately answers: "Sir, you are 63 years old and married to a 35 year old woman, which is legal, but not logical. Your wife has a 25 year old lover, which is logical, but not legal. The fact that you have given your wife's lover an "A", although he really should have failed, is neither legal, nor logical ."
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Re: ~*~ Jokes ~*~
Teachr:
Pakistan K Ktne Sube Hyn
Pathan:
4
Teachr:
Good
Pehli Dafa Sahi jawab Dia Hy
Chalo Ab Un K Naam Batao
Pathan:
Mashriq
Magrib
Shumal
Junob..
Pakistan K Ktne Sube Hyn
Pathan:
4
Teachr:
Good
Pehli Dafa Sahi jawab Dia Hy
Chalo Ab Un K Naam Batao
Pathan:
Mashriq
Magrib
Shumal
Junob..
Re: ~*~ Jokes ~*~
Shiekh mehman se;
Thanda peo ge ya garm
Mehman;
Dono...
Shiekh;
Begum pani da ik glass freizer viechu te ik glass gezer viechu le a
hahahaha
Thanda peo ge ya garm
Mehman;
Dono...
Shiekh;
Begum pani da ik glass freizer viechu te ik glass gezer viechu le a
hahahaha
Re: ~*~ Jokes ~*~
In Night Packages Ne Tu hmen Bhoka Maar Dia Hy FARAZ
Jis Ghar Me Chhori k Liye Jao k0i Na Koi Jaag He Raha Hota Hy
Jis Ghar Me Chhori k Liye Jao k0i Na Koi Jaag He Raha Hota Hy
Re: ~*~ Jokes ~*~
aik pathan samundar k pas baitha doodh sumandar k pani mai mix kr raha tha ...
dosra pathan :bola abey kia kr rahy ho . pathan:bhai lussi bana raha hoa.
dosra pathan;abey itna lussi tumhara baap piey ga...
dosra pathan :bola abey kia kr rahy ho . pathan:bhai lussi bana raha hoa.
dosra pathan;abey itna lussi tumhara baap piey ga...
~*~ Jokes ~*~
Best day to propose a
girl
Hey U Know
Which is the best day
to propose a girl.. April 1
U Know Why??
If she accept its your
luck
otherwise just tell April Foooooll.
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Sardar & his wife buy coffee in a shop.
Sardar says... Drink
quickly..... .
Wife asks why...
sardar says hot coffee Rs5 and
cold coffee Rs10
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Sardar: Should i buy tickets to my children.
Conductor: Yes only if
they are above 8.
Sardar: Thank god i have only 6 children
girl
Hey U Know
Which is the best day
to propose a girl.. April 1
U Know Why??
If she accept its your
luck
otherwise just tell April Foooooll.
--------------------------------
Sardar & his wife buy coffee in a shop.
Sardar says... Drink
quickly..... .
Wife asks why...
sardar says hot coffee Rs5 and
cold coffee Rs10
----------------------
Sardar: Should i buy tickets to my children.
Conductor: Yes only if
they are above 8.
Sardar: Thank god i have only 6 children
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